Ragging experience wasn’t as bad as I had thought for first few hours. They had asked us for intro; made us remove our shirts and dance on classical naagin tune; they had played a blue film and asked Rahul to make a live commentary over it. It was more of fun and ‘getting over our inhibition session’. In the meantime, two more seniors had joined Sandeep sir in his room.
“Amay, it’s your turn now. Pick up any object present in this room” one of the senior said.
“Bed.” I replied.
“Ok. Now make 5 sentences over the bed present in your room. Describe it, its dimensions, quality, etc.”
I found it to be too simple.
“The bed in my room is a wooden bed. It is 6feet by 3 feet wide. I like to sleep on my bed since it’s very soft. Sometimes Rahul also comes and sleep on my bed for hours and I hate it. The college should provide all the students with a king-size bed.” I completed 5 sentences. Though I had tried to be little humorous, but I wondered if they were so humorous that Kabir and Rahul had started laughing out hilariously after listening to those statements. I wondered why.
“Ok. Now make some substitutions and repeat the sentences.” ordered the senior.
The color of my face evaporated as they told me the substitutions. I did realize why they laughed. Because after the substitutions, what I spoke was-
“The ass in my body is a wooden ass. It is 6 feet by 3 feet wide. I like to sleep on my ass since it’s very soft. Sometimes Rahul also comes and sleep on my ass for hours and I hate it. The god should provide the students with a king-size ass.”
I had used ROFL slang many times earlier but had seen it for real for the first time. Seniors were laughing their ass off and Kabir and Rahul were literally on the floors.